Did you forget how to be annoying?

Well, in case you've forgotten, here's a list of things that can help you be annoying in Kmart.
Take boxes of condoms and put them in people's trolleys when the aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks (in housewares) to go off at five-minute intervals.

Ask to put a bag of M&M's on Lay-by.

Hide in a clothing rack, and when people come past yell "Pick me! Pick me!"

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, yell "No! Not the voices again!"

Well, there you are.
Tell me if you actually do any of these things. (IE: write a comment.)