Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a spider person.
When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: Don't let him in! He's the killer!
When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time."
Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
Carry a bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
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Hey Jacquie,
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