Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a spider person.
When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: Don't let him in! He's the killer!
When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time."
Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
Carry a bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Yet another!!!
i have one more blog... its called knock and don't run and it's full of annoying things to do. Click here to see it!!!
Monday, November 3, 2008
How to be annoying er
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page. or to the table.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's bags.
give someone a book they've been asking for... then type up the surprise ending and glue it on the first page.
Go to McDonalds drive-through and order a diet-water to go.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip. or, pretend you know morse code, and have LOUD conversations with friends in public places.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary
mints by the cash register.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with 5c pieces.
Repeat everything someone says.
Write X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on someone's
roadmaps.
Light exploding candles on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Wear a cape that says 'Magnificent One' or something like that.
Go for a car ride with heaps of people and finish the '99 bottles of beer' song.Then sing '1000 bottles of beer'.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a great, then laugh hysterically.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you
don't want to fall off.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with hand sanitiser.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until February.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they
slow down.
Invent nonsense slang while using email, and see if people play along so they don't look stupid. AKA; itily shhj?
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
Never break eye contact.
Construct elaborate crop circles in your front lawn.
Yell random numbers while someone is counting.
Tell people you're from the future and that they will die within 24 hours.
Put a dog in your backpack and bring it to school, saying your dog ate your schoolbooks, so you couldn't do your homework.
Ask strangers where babies come from.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page. or to the table.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's bags.
give someone a book they've been asking for... then type up the surprise ending and glue it on the first page.
Go to McDonalds drive-through and order a diet-water to go.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip. or, pretend you know morse code, and have LOUD conversations with friends in public places.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary
mints by the cash register.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with 5c pieces.
Repeat everything someone says.
Write X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on someone's
roadmaps.
Light exploding candles on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Wear a cape that says 'Magnificent One' or something like that.
Go for a car ride with heaps of people and finish the '99 bottles of beer' song.Then sing '1000 bottles of beer'.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a great, then laugh hysterically.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you
don't want to fall off.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with hand sanitiser.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until February.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they
slow down.
Invent nonsense slang while using email, and see if people play along so they don't look stupid. AKA; itily shhj?
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
Never break eye contact.
Construct elaborate crop circles in your front lawn.
Yell random numbers while someone is counting.
Tell people you're from the future and that they will die within 24 hours.
Put a dog in your backpack and bring it to school, saying your dog ate your schoolbooks, so you couldn't do your homework.
Ask strangers where babies come from.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Helloooooooo
Hi again!!! Here is a list of things an antelope doesn't know
How to tell a half-lie
How to hold a cup politely
How to play snap
That excersise is good for you
That all antelopes die in the end
Lucky i am not yet an antelope
X
How to tell a half-lie
How to hold a cup politely
How to play snap
That excersise is good for you
That all antelopes die in the end
Lucky i am not yet an antelope
X
New Blog
Okay. I have just made a new blog and i am putting short stories up. The address is http://foreverforlife.blogspot.com Please take a look!
and another blog to... it's got random short stories. To visit click here.
and another blog to... it's got random short stories. To visit click here.
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